“Onlydust,”saidUndrew。“Fine,drydust。Nothingmuchtolookat。Notmuchtoshowforalifetimeoftoil,youmightsay。Ah,butwhedust(Itookjollygoodottotoudthoughtthateverygrainhadoherworld—Idon'tmea,youknow;they'repartofourworldandyoucouldgettothemifyouweareallyOtherWorld—aureanotheruniverse—somewhereyouwouldneverreaifyoutravelledthroughthespaceofthisuniverseforeverandever—aworldthatcouldbereaagic—well!”HereUndrewrubbedhishandstillhisknucklescrackedlikefireworks。
“Ikon,“thatifonlyyoucouldgetitiform,thatdustwoulddrawyoubacktotheplaceithad。Butthedifficultywastogetitiform。Myearlierexperimentswereallfailures。Itriedthemonguinea-pigs。Someofthemonlydied。Someexplodedlikelittlebombs—”
“Itwasajtodo,”saidDigorywhohadoncehadaguinea-pigofhisown。
“Howyoudokeepgetti!”saidU'swhatthecreatureswerefor。I'dboughtthemmyself。Letmesee—wherewasI?Ahyes。AtlastIsumakiheyells。Butnowanewdifficultyarose。Irettysure,now,thatayellwouldsehattoutotheOtherPace。ButwhatwouldbethegoodofthatifI'tgetthembaewhattheyhadfoundthere?”
“Andwhataboutthem?”saidDigory。“Ahey'dbeinifthey'tgetback!”
“Youwillkeeponlookihingfrpointofview,”saidUhalookofimpatien'tyouuhatthethingisagreatexperiment?ThewholepointofsendiheOtherPlaceisthatIwanttofindoutwhatit'slike。”
“Wellwhydidn'tyougoyourselfthen?”
DigoryhadhardlyeverseenanyonesosurprisedandoffendedashisUhissimplequestion。“Me?Me?”heexclaimed。“Theboymustbemad!Amanatmytimeoflife,andih,torisktheshodthedangersofbeingfluoadifferentuniverse?Ihierousinmylife!Doyourealizewhaty?ThinkwhatAnotherWorldmeans—youmightmeetanythinganything。”
“AndIsupposeyou'vesentPollyintoitthen,”saidDigory。Hischeekswereflamingwithangernow。“AndallIsay,”headded,“evenifyouaremyUyou'vebehavedlikeacoward,sendingagirltoaplaceyouotoyourself。”
“Silence,sir!”saidUndrew,bringinghishanddowable。“Iwillolikethatbyalittle,dirty,schoolboy。Youdon'tuand。Iamthegreatschi,theadept,whoisdoi。Ofeedsubjectstodoiton。Blessmysoul,you'llbetelliIoughttohaveaskedtheguinea-pigs'permissiohem!wisdombereachedwithoutsacrifice。Buttheideaofmygoingmyselfisridiculous。It'slikeaskiofightasaonsoldier。SupposingIgotkilled,whatwouldbeylife'swork?”
“Oh,dostopjawing,”saidDigPollyback?”
“Iwasgoingtotellyou,whenyousorudelyiedme,”saidUIdidatlastfindoutawayofdoiurhegreenringsdra>
“ButPollyhasn'tg。”
“No”saidUhacruelsmile。
“Thenshe'tgetback,”shoutedDigory。“Andit'sexactlythesameasifyou'dmurderedher。
&back,”saidUndrew,“ifsomeoneelsewillgoafterher,wearingayellhimselfandtakingtws,himselfbaetherback。”
AndnorysainwhichhewasdhestaredatUndrew,sayingnothing,withhismouthwideopen。Hischeekshadgoneverypale。
“Ihope,”saidUlyinaveryhighandmightyvoice,justasifheerfeclewhohadgivenoneahaipandsomegoodadvice,“Ihope,Digory,yiventoshowiefeather。Ishouldbeverysorrytothinkthatanyoneofourfamilyhadnotenoughhonourandchivalrytogototheaidof—er—aladyindistress。”
“Ohshutup!”saidDigory。“Ifyouhadanyhonourandallthat,you'dbegoiIknowyouwon't。Allright。IseeI'vegottogo。Butyouareabeast。Isupposeyouplahing,sothatshe'dgowithoutknowingitandthenI'dhavetogoafterher。”
“Ofcourse,”saidUhhishatefulsmile。
“Verywell。I'llgo。Butthere'sohingIjollywellmeantosayfirst。Ididn'tbelieveinMagictilltoday。Iseenowit'sreal。Wellifitis,Isupposealltheoldfairytalesaremoreorlesstrue。Andyou'resimplyawicked,cruelmagiliketheoories。Well,I'veoryihatsortweren'tpaidoutintheend,ayouwillbe。Andserveyht。”
OfallthethingsDigoryhadsaidthiswasthefirstthatreallywenthome。Uedandtherecameoverhisfacealookofsuchhorrorthat,beastthoughhewas,youostfeelsorryforhim。Butasedlaterhesmootheditallawayandsaidwitharatherfh,“Well,well,Isupposethatisanaturalthingforachildthtupamongwomen,asyouhavebeen。Oldwives'tales,eh?Idon'tthinkyouneedworryaboutmydanger,Digory。Wouldn'titbebettertoworryaboutthedangerofyourlittlefriend?She'sbeeime。Ifthereareahere—well,ititytoarriveamomenttoolate。”
“Alotyoucare,”saidDigoryfiercely。“ButI'msickofthisjaw。WhathaveIgottodo?”
“Youreallymustlearntotrolthattemperofyours,myboy,”saidUndrewcoolly。“Otherwiseyou'llgrowuplikeyourAuy。ome。”
&up,putloves,aothetraythatedtherings。
“Theyonlywork,”hesaid,“ifthey'reactuallytougyourskin。Wearinggloves,Ipickthemup—likethis—andnothinghappens。Ifyoueinyourpoothingen:butofcourseyou'dhavetobeottoputyourhandinyourpodtouchitbyat。Themomentyoutouchayell,youvanishoutofthisworld。WheheOtherPlaceIexpect—ofcoursethishasn'tbee,butIexpect—thatthemomentyoutyouvanishoutofthatect—reappearinthis。Now。Itakethesetwogreensanddropthemintht-ha。Rememberverycarefullywhichpocketthegreensarein。GfreenandRf。R。yousee:whicharethefirsttwreen。Oneforyouahelittlegirl。Andnowyoupickupayellowoneforyourself。Ishouldputiter—ifIwereyou。There'llbelessceit。”
Digoryhadalmostpickeduptheyellwhenhesuddenlycheckedhimself。
“Lookhere,”hesaid。“WhataboutMother?Supposingsheasks>
“Theso,thesooneryou'llbeback,”saidUndrewcheerfully。
“Butyoudon'treallykherIgetback。”
Undrewshruggedhisshoulders,walkedacrosstothedoor,uhrewitopen,andsaid:“Ohvery'wellthen。Justasyouplease。GodownandhaveyourdihelittlegirltobeeatenbywildanimalsordrowarvedinOtherworldorlood,ifthat'srefer。It'salloome。Perhapsbeforeteatimeyou'dbetterdropinonMrs。Plummerahatshe'llneverseeherdaughteragain;becauseyouut。”
“Bygum,”saidDigory,“don'tIjustwishIwasbigenoughtopunchyourhead!”
&oneduphiscoat,tookadeepbreath,aherithehoughtafterwardtoo,thatheotdetlyhavedohingelse。